ipad

ipad
1. (iPad) (1651↑, 418↓)
A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010\!

I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good.

2. (iPad) (939↑, 263↓)
A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.

[Ann Coulter] loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.

Author: Cuntoleezza Rice http://ipad.urbanup.com/4315100
3. (iPad) (879↑, 240↓)
An iPod on steroids

The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big. That's what she said.

4. (iPad) (727↑, 159↓)
n. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods

So much *data*\! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties\!

Author: RobertMacNamara http://ipad.urbanup.com/4534559
5. (iPad) (666↑, 268↓)
An oversized iphone that has no practical use at all. FAIL apple

"Oh look another apple product\! I must buy the iPad\! Even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc."

6. (iPad) (510↑, 148↓)
Apple's giant iPod Touch. Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.

My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad\!

7. (iPad) (316↑, 56↓)
Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door. Forget tampons. Try the iPad today\!

Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck. Tim: What's going on today? Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch". Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you. Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?

8. (iPad) (318↑, 123↓)
Noun: large iPod touch ...seriously, that's it.

Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad\! It's revolutionary\! Thank you STEVE JOBS\<333 Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable... Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS\<3

9. (iPad) (155↑, 31↓)
A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad' 'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad' 'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

10. (iPad) (175↑, 53↓)
apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.

Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.

Author: Steveee Jobs http://ipad.urbanup.com/4538331
11. (iPad) (214↑, 96↓)
[Kindle's] murderer.

Jean: That new Sedaris book is out. I'll download it to my handy dandy friend, Kindle\! Barry: Kindle? You still stuck on him? I thought iPad killed Kindle before it even had a chance to reach pre-school. Jean: Ya, I know, that sure was a waste of $300. iPad is so guilty in the case of Kindle's murderer. Kindle is now resting in peace with Palm Pilot, VCR and Projection TV in [Techno Heaven.]

12. (iPad) (133↑, 41↓)
A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"

"Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style\!"

13. (iPad) (91↑, 38↓)
The next generation of failed expectations, especially in reference to devices ripped from Star Trek.

"I hope the new iCommunicator won't turn out to be another iPad."

14. (iPad) (89↑, 39↓)
Apple's latest addition to its range of appliances, the iPad is a new breakthrough technology in sanitary care for women. It's new technology interface could even make menstruation fun for women everywhere. The iPad comes in three sizes, 16GB (Grams of Blood) being the smallest, and reaching the Maxi iPad, 64GB. It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users. Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night. The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet. Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.

'Hey I just got one of those knew [iPad's]\!' 'Oh yeah? What's it like?' 'Man you gotta have a go at one of these [iPad's]\! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting\! Steve Jobs really has done it this time\!'

Author: McLovincheesecake http://ipad.urbanup.com/4534052
15. (iPad) (75↑, 32↓)
4 [iPhones] ductaped together.

For the spelling bee the guy said "Spell iPad, Sammy"

Author: You lost the game bicht\! http://ipad.urbanup.com/4910763
16. (iPad) (48↑, 15↓)
An iPad is an electronic device that a Bostonian would call what a non-Bostonian calls an iPod.

Bostonian \#1 - Eyy Bahb, I just stole this guy's iPad\! Bostonian \#2 - Quick\! Get in the Cah\!

Author: ThunderM005e http://ipad.urbanup.com/4918716
17. (iPad) (46↑, 24↓)
1. A very useless piece of shit, that is exactly like an ipod, but much larger and when used in public makes you look like a total asshole. Usually purchased on accident, and is used as a very large paper weight after about a week after purchase. 2. A feminine hygiene product. Like a tampon.

Person 1 : Dude you bought an iPad? Person 2 : Yep. Person 1 : On purpose? Person 1 : Hey did you get those iPads for me? Person 2 : Yep. Person 1 : Thanks, I'll go use one now. Person 2 : But your a guy...

18. (iPad) (36↑, 15↓)
a GIANT iPod touch, that is less portable and costs about 3 times as much

Someone, "Can i see your iPod touch" Someone else, "Its an iPad, you need some glasses, and no, i paid $499 for it,, you can't touch it"

19. (iPad) (46↑, 29↓)
-noun Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.

Example 1: "With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing." -Women's Product Council of America Example 2: Guy \#1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit." Guy \#2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."

Author: Beavis Comeavis http://ipad.urbanup.com/4534318
20. (iPad) (28↑, 12↓)
An entirely useless product for Apple to make a quick cash-in out of drooling iFanboys. It is a bulky, overpriced gadget that serves practically no purpose other than a waste of space and $840.

Steve Jobs: The iPad will revolutionize life as we know it\! Not only does it have the advanced technology of the iPod Touch, but it's three times larger\! iFanboy: I think I stained my pants\! The typical [College Confidential] user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend. [Christian Weston Chandler] : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these\! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure\!

21. (ipad) (28↑, 14↓)
An ipod for fat people

Ms. Jones gave a ipod to skinny Joe, but gave an ipad for Bob because he is obese.

Author: WorstCaseSenario http://ipad.urbanup.com/4880937
22. (iPad) (22↑, 13↓)
A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?" Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."

23. (iPad) (31↑, 22↓)
A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be a terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad' 'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad' 'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

24. (Ipad) (19↑, 11↓)
An oversized Ipod Touch and Iphone wanna-be that unremarkably failed. Usefull for lots of things, like swatting flies, being a paperweight, chucking out the window... Impossible to carry around convieniently

John: OMG\! You got the Ipad\!\! Can i feel it? Bob: Sure John: Wow\! its really light\! Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket... Samantha: Hey\! I see you got the Ipad\! Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad\! it's my really big itouch\!

Author: StudyHallHelp http://ipad.urbanup.com/4995295
25. (iPad) (15↑, 8↓)
A device created by Apple that features all the convenience of watching porn on an iPod touch, with the big screen of a laptop.

Dude 1: "Is that Backdoor Sluts III\!?" Dude 2: "You bet it is\!" Dude 1: "Wow, I sure am glad you spent $500 on that iPad\! Now I can clearly watch your mobile porn from the reflection on the French doors\!\!\!"

Author: Their Pseudonym http://ipad.urbanup.com/5111848
26. (iPad) (28↑, 23↓)
Apple's newest iProduct The iPad is the worlds most expensive [menstrual] product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499 Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide

Girl: Fuck Kotex, I got the Apple iPad

27. (iPad) (1↑, 0↓)
The most expensive but useless rectangle on earth

Me : With an iPad, um..... you can draw a rectangle\!

Author: askdjfkhajsk http://ipad.urbanup.com/6367588
28. (iPad) (8↑, 7↓)
An iPod touch for seniors

My grandmother bought an iPad because she couldn't read the screen of an iPod touch

29. (iPad) (48↑, 47↓)
iPad was a prototype for a feminine hygiene product that purported to digitize a woman's menstruation cycle and store it on a password-protected Web server.[1] In the trademark application submitted by the inventor, Dahkness, the iPad was described as a "a light-weight, leak-proof device that, for the first time, will allow women to perform the acrobatics illustrated in television ads for tampons and sanitary napkins, rather than just aspire to them. No longer will women feel frustrated watching commercial actresses leap over fire hydrants, attempt gymnastics routines, and randomly flail their legs around to illustrate the point that their menstrual protection doesn't leak. With iPad, a woman's cycle continues as normal, it just doesn't happen down there."[2]

Dahkness, who claims the iPad as his only invention, became embroiled in controversy over the device when early testers reported quitting their jobs, breaking up with their significant others and sending angry texts to friends in the days surrounding the "upload period."[3] Testers also reported finding Dahkness creepy.[4] At an emotional press conference in 2001, Dahkness responded to a growing chorus of skeptics, who were demanding more disclosure about the device, by saying he couldn't "be expected to invent something that would prevent women from being women."[5] Though the FDA was more than happy to approve the device without knowing anything about it except its name, which a spokesperson reportedly called "catchy,"[6] a Bush Administration official blocked the passage of the device in 2002, saying it was "1984-ish" and "sound[ed] a hell of a lot like pro-choice to me."[7] Dahkness retired in 2009 when Apple Computer, Inc. bought the rights to the name iPad for an undisclosed six-figure sum.[8] See iPad(2).

30. (iPad) (6↑, 7↓)
The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.

"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences. You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off. I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure. Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside\!"

Author: that other anon http://ipad.urbanup.com/5002785
31. (iPad) (19↑, 20↓)
An oversized iPhone used by placing it inside an oversized vaginas during that time of month.

Roanna: I just bought an iPad. Alexis: Wow you must have a stretched out pussy. Have you been fucking massive cocks lately?

Author: Alexander the Rapist http://ipad.urbanup.com/4872753
32. (iPad) (4↑, 9↓)
An electronic reading device that can only be used by non-menopausal women. The device will only operate once a month for a period that coincides with a woman's period.

"Oh I just remembered it's that time of month - I better turn on my iPad."

33. (iPad) (10↑, 15↓)
What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.

"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."

34. (iPad) (16↑, 29↓)
The iPad is a revolutionary tablet computer designed and marketed by Apple, meant for internet browsing, media consumption, gaming, and light content creation. Unlike many older tablets, it uses fingertips for input instead of a stylus. Released in April 2010, it introduced a class of devices between smartphones and laptops.

What is the revolutionary device that was released from Apple lately? That would be the iPad\!

35. (iPad) (14↑, 31↓)
The first main-stream tablet computer from Apple. It runs on a modified version of the iPhone OS that supports different features such as a changeable background as well as a "flipable" home screen. Many consider a giant iPod touch, however there are a few differences, such as apps that the two devices can run. Often hated on by people that can't afford it, it draws much envy when busted out at a party or buisness meeting.

Whoa\!\! Is that the new iPad from Apple? You are retarded for buying an iPad\!\!\! *Thinks to self* I wish I could afford one.....

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36. (ipad) (24↑, 44↓)
Those who are clueless what an mp3 player is might call any kind of device with head phones an iPad. Mostly senior citizens

granny 1 : Teenagers today are too obsessed with technology granny 2 : Yea, they are always listening to their iPads , in our time we had to go out and buy a record off a store (The above is a true story)

37. (iPad) (19↑, 57↓)
I Poop Alot Disorder. Occurs when an individual lacks the fortitude to take responsibility for their own short comings. Gods way of punishing their tool like actions and complete lack of tact by making them poop....alot.

I spent all day in the bathroom, i suffer from iPad.

38. (Ipad) (16↑, 57↓)
1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when: A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple 2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.

1. "whoa\! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?" 2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."

39. (iPad) (24↑, 80↓)
[Apple]'s newest production. It's sure to restructure education and the way we read.

Adam: I can't wait to get my new iPad\! I'm going to be so cool\! Now people won't make fun of me for reading books\! Jack: Yeah\! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm\!

40. (iPad) (37↑, 109↓)
Apple's new tablet PC. Strange name. Maybe it will be the best Apple product, period.

Can you get a Maxi iPad?

41. (iPad) (36↑, 151↓)
A revolutionary tablet designed by Apple with a slick interface. It fits the gap between the [iPhone] and the [MacBook].

I like checking e-mail on the couch with my iPad.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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